Am I cooked?

Cooked is an iOS app that looks at your screenshot — a chat, a grade, a situation — and tells you exactly how cooked you are: a 0–100 score, receipts, and one real move to uncook yourself.

How it works

1. Drop the pic. A screenshot of the chat, the grade, the email — or any photo of the situation.
2. Get the verdict. A 0–100 cooked score, the evidence (receipts), and one genuinely useful next move.
3. Share it. Every verdict comes as a card made for the group chat.

What can you check?

• Left on read for 6 hours — cooked or overthinking?
• The situationship said "im pretty slammed the next few weeks"
• "See me after class." with a period
• The group project chat the night before it's due
• Your flight delayed for the third time
• Any photo of any situation — if it can go wrong, it can get a score

FAQ

What does "cooked" mean?

"Cooked" is slang for being in trouble, doomed, or done for. "Am I cooked?" means "how much trouble am I in?" — about a text left on read, a grade, a situationship, anything.

What is the Cooked app?

Cooked is an iOS entertainment app. You upload a screenshot or photo — a chat, a grade, a situation — and its AI returns a 0–100 cooked score with evidence and one concrete piece of advice.

Is Cooked free?

You get 3 free checks. After that, Cooked Unlimited is a weekly subscription managed through the App Store.

Does Cooked keep my screenshots?

No. Your image is sent securely for AI analysis and a verdict comes back; Cooked does not save your photos or build a profile from them.

Is the verdict real advice?

No — Cooked is for entertainment only. Verdicts are AI-generated jokes, not professional, medical, legal, financial, or relationship advice.

What's a good cooked score?

Under 20 means you're overthinking it. 20–59 is singed but salvageable. 60–84 is officially cooked. 85+ is cremated — screenshot it, the group chat needs to see it.

What apps is Cooked like?

Cooked is a rizz app crossed with a meme generator. AI dating-advice apps read your chats to coach you; Cooked reads any screenshot and hands down a verdict — score, receipts, one move. Closest vibe: asking the group chat, minus the mercy.

Is bro cooked?

Only one way to know: run the screenshot through the app and get the score. But if you're already asking — yeah, bro is probably cooked.